Job Listings : Crime Scene Cleanup Technician

Kinja'd!!! "My bird IS the word" (mybirdistheword)
03/11/2019 at 23:27 • Filed to: None

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https://www.indeed.com/viewjob?jk=0cbd79bb319aec88&from=iarecjobs&fbclid=IwAR2KrQLD3Rdseza7a6tO77f—jHc2gYVVKZ_4TrmceO-UnJa5PEJ3XgIvf8

Qualifications:

18 or older

has thumbs

Can organize entrails effectively

poor sense of smell

able to carry large, limp objects

Vampirism a plus

Necrophiliacs need not apply


DISCUSSION (10)


Kinja'd!!! HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute > My bird IS the word
03/11/2019 at 23:38

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How convenient, right after I post about how I need a job


Kinja'd!!! My bird IS the word > HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute
03/11/2019 at 23:40

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I’m right there with ya buddy. Who knew an MBA was so worthless without professional experience?


Kinja'd!!! Deal Killer - Powered by Focus > My bird IS the word
03/11/2019 at 23:42

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Yeah, I’m thinking I’m cool with what I have.


Kinja'd!!! AestheticsInMotion > My bird IS the word
03/11/2019 at 23:44

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Sounded kind of fun until I checked out the reviews

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Kinja'd!!! My bird IS the word > AestheticsInMotion
03/11/2019 at 23:56

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huh. S ee ms like that given the work they would have a hard time finding people. Why the hell would anyone do this?


Kinja'd!!! ranwhenparked > My bird IS the word
03/12/2019 at 00:21

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Most entry level positions require 5 years experience performing the exact same role at a different company.


Kinja'd!!! My bird IS the word > ranwhenparked
03/12/2019 at 00:25

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I think I should change my name

“entry level” :

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Kinja'd!!! Hamtractor > My bird IS the word
03/12/2019 at 10:36

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When I left the fire department in 2009, I went to work for an environmental contractor. One of our business lines was biohazard clean-ups. Probably cleaned up around 100 crime/suicide scenes. Don’t do it. The trauma it c auses in your heart doesn’ t creep up or come piece by piece, yo just wake up one day and you’re all fucked up.  I made a shitload of money at that gig, we got hazard pay on top of a great hourly wage, so I made like $50.00/hr on those jobs.  I’d give it all back today if I could, just to never have seen all that terrible shit and broken families, etc...


Kinja'd!!! My bird IS the word > Hamtractor
03/12/2019 at 11:20

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I’m sorry, I’m not seriously considering it. F rom the outside I just found it funny, as I never expected to find a listing like that with what I was searching. Something like that certainly raises a lot of uncomfortable questions, but I don't have any experience so its easy for me to laugh.


Kinja'd!!! Hamtractor > My bird IS the word
03/12/2019 at 12:26

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Don’t get me wrong, organizing entrails effectively had me giggle out loud at my desk.  And I do have a TON of funny stories from that job, if humor and grossness together make you laugh...  For every sad or bad job, there was at least one where everybody working the scene, from first responders to the clean-up guys, stood around laughing and asking WTF?